Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...