Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...