What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.