New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...