Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...