David Beckham
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A guy from weather bureau
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A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
OLD NEVER DIES 10
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There goes another one
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Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...