Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...