The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.