Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...