Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...