Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...