Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.