Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...