Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....