Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...