Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...