Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...