If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...