The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...