On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...