Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...