TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...