A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...