A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Elephant jokes 05
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The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
The way you say it
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Knock Knock Christmas
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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...