National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...