Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...