Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!