Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”