Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...