Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....