Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...