The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...