Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...