Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...