What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!