The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...