The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...