Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...