Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?