Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...