The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...