A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!