Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....