Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...