Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....