Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...