half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...