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Why it’s great to be a man!
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Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Emacs acronyms
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Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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Husband 1.0
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What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...