Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...