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Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
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The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
A neutron at a bar
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Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
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