Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....