Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...