Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...